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NARRATOR: In the last episode
of Hill Street Blues...
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Do it, dog breath,
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and your brains will go across the street.
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Stop this criminal act,
or I shall be forced to use violence.
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Name?
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(fanfare) Captain Freedom.
(mimics explosion)
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When I walk, buildings shake
and bad guys wet their pants.
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Hey, is that a bleeding mole
on your forehead?
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(chuckles) What bleeding mole?
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You know, it's one of the seven
danger signs of cancer.
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Polysorbate 60, artificial colorings
and flavoring, and scorbic acid?
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You're a walking time bomb, Leo.
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That missing plaster up there could be
exposing you to asbestos poisoning.
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You know, the tiny particles,
they filter down and get into your lungs.
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I'm the one who's supposed to fight
the bad guys.
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It's what they pay me for.
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They do need me on Mars.
There's a serious crime problem there.
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I have to build a spaceship.
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Yeah, take your time. Do it right.
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Well, if you're in need of the services
of Captain Freedom,
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just hand a red flag from your rooftop.
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Or a blanket.
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NARRATOR: And now, on Hill Street Blues...
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I want this golf ball booked,
locked up, or I quit.
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Listen to me.
You gotta get ahold of yourself.
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This Alice in Wonderland
stuff is fun, but it's gotta stop.
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I'm running the cleanest department
in 40 years.
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The Hill's clean, Chief, if that's what
you called me up here to talk about.
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Are you implying I'm guilty
of a crime, Mr. Peck?
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I'm implying that you may have
perjured yourself today.
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(chattering)
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ESTERHAUS: Introducing the new
and improved A-16 arrest form.
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You've all been handed a copy.
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-MAN: Right here, Sarge.
-Uh--
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The important difference in this new form
involves the utilization of six--
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I repeat, six... carbons in tandem.
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Because of this, you are invited to apply
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copious amounts of "ligatoid"
and muscular pressure
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when using pen or pencil,
so as to cause each underlying sheet
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to render itself legible.
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-Got enough lead in your pencil, J.D.?
-Just had it sharpened.
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Item 12 is a memo from Gang Intervention
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concerning the upcoming expiration
of a number of treaties,
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specifically those between
the Blood, Mau-Maus,
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Shamrocks, Diablos.
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The, uh, thrust of said memo,
pending negotiations,
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let's not upset any apple carts.
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-You won't believe what happened.
-I don't want to hear it.
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Be sensitive to your various behavior
changes which may occur,
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-and expect a 30 percent increase...
-(arguing grows louder)
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youth violence-wise.
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-Listen to me for a second. I told you--
-I don't want to hear it.
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PHIL: Coffey, Bates,
a little decorum, please.
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(laughter)
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The subject of which brings me
to last night's nuptial celebration
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-of Mr. and Mrs. Rudy Pestolozzi...
-MAN: All right!
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attended by the officers of this precinct
at the Kubiak Lodge.
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In general,
I would be remiss if I failed to note
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with some dismay the alcoholic consumption
per capita of this precinct...
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(chattering)
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And in specific, the behavior of a certain
officer of the female persuasion,
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who, no doubt under the influence
of certain controlled substances,
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performed a remarkably lewd
and suggestive striptease dance...
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(chattering)
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PHIL: Much to the embarrassment
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-of the bride's mother and father.
-It was beautiful.
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(applause)
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HILL: We loved it though, Sarge.
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Be apprised, on duty or off,
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professional standards of conduct
must apply.
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(speaking French)
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Bon.
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Boo. (laughs)
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As a personal aside, however,
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may I express a certain
grudging admiration
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for said female's
outstanding suppleness of limb...
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-MAN: Yeah.
-PHIL: As well as her youthfully firm
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other attributes.
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(chattering)
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(speaking French)
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-RENKO: What did he say?
-HILL: Say what?
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I said, "Let's roll,
and let's be careful out there."
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-COFFEY: Will you look at my eye?
-BATES: No.
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(chattering)
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-COFFEY: What's wrong with you?
-BATES: I don't want to look at your eye.
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COFFEY: Hey, just--
Hey, come back here for one second.
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BATES: Forget it.
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Would you at least let me explain, Lucy?
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Sunrise breakfast at The Breakers,
huh, big shot?
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Champagne at dawn?
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I waited for you until 6:30,
and I felt like a jerk.
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I would have met you, but I stopped home
to clean up after the wedding,
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and I fell coming out of the shower.
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Well, what do you think--
I did this to myself on purpose?
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You should have called anyway.
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Lucy, I was out cold on the floor.
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-Did you to see a doctor?
-Yeah. That's why I was late to roll call.
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Oh, Joe.
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-You could have really hurt yourself.
-I'm all right, though.
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You think you got problems?
We've really got problems.
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-What do you mean, we've got problems?
-We, W-E, as in "we, us."
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-You gotta take some responsibility.
-I wasn't even there!
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What are you talking about anyway?
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Just step into my office
for a minute here.
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Oh, no. I'm not goin' in there.
I'm not. No! Uh-uh.
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WOMAN (on radio):
Dispatch. We have a 9-11.
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Armed robbery in progress.
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See Surplus Store,
corner People's Drive and 124th Street.
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(sirens wailing)
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(theme music playing)
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(toilet flushes)
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Let's go, Samson.
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Later, man.
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I lost my gun-- My departmental piece.
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-(snickers)
-He didn't lose it. Someone stole it.
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Last night, after "Pestolo--"
whatever his name is's wedding--
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we were playing cards
in the back of Kubiak's Lodge--
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Two guys dropped in
in ski masks, 12-gauge shotguns
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and boosted all the money
and his (snickering) gun.
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So what's the big deal?
You report it, and that's it.
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No, no. Luce, you don't understand.
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Kubiak would lose their liquor license,
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Mitch Flynn's wife would kill him
if she found out he was there--
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-Hold it for one there, please.
-MAN: What's goin' on in there?
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Not to mention what it'd do to my chances
of being in plain clothes.
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MAN: Come on, I gotta go.
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-Well, what do you want us to do?
-Come on, get out of there.
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I want my money!
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I want some satisfaction.
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(onlookers clamoring)
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-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
-Hey.
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-I want some justice.
-You'll get your money.
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My machine!
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What did they do to you? Oh, my God.
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-I'll take you out of here.
-Lou. Lou.
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No. Don't touch me. Get away from me.
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I'm taking my machine out of here.
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I'm not letting you maniacs
torture it anymore.
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Lou, calm down.
You don't even have a dolly.
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That's all right.
I'll carry it out on my back.
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Oh, Lou, people are naturally prone
toward snap decisions
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after witnessing a violent act.
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Hey, hey. Give yourself some time.
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(moaning)
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You've beaten my machines.
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You-- You call it names
I don't even hear out on the street.
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You've even shot it.
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That's it. It's over.
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Done. Finished!
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You want sweet rolls?
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You'll walk six blocks in the snow.
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Let's talk about that.
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-No.
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You never understood.
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These machines-- They're like my children.
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Police stations--
They said, "Put 'em in police stations."
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-"Think of the traffic."
-Sit down, Lou.
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We had a slight drama in the corridor.
I'll try for a happy ending.
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Lou.
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That machine-- it's a survivor.
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After all the abuse and punishment,
still it stands, bloody but unbowed.
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It's a symbol, Lou.
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You take it away, anything could happen.
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The line could falter, break.
The hordes come crashing in.
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You don't supply tasty diversions.
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You give us the reason to go on.
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Renko, if this is gonna be so easy,
what do you need the three of us for?
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Like I said, it's easy, but it requires
people who can work in depth.
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-JOE: Oh, man, I'm gonna get sick.
-BATES: Got a balloon.
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Oh, God!
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That's it, Renko. Enough is enough.
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Aw, come on, Joe.
My whole career is on the line here.
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-Just give me two more minutes, huh?
-You said that 20 minutes ago.
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Aw, this is stupid, Renko.
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I mean, they wouldn't dump
a $310 Smith andamp; Wesson.
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If they spied the precinct I.D. number
on the butt, they would.
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I mean, who would want to get caught
with a departmental piece?
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In which case, what better place
to put the evidence
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than back here,
behind the scene of the crime?
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(Bates grimacing)
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COFFEY: Sound reasoning, Renko.
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Just let me know
if you have any luck finding it.
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Hey.
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Hey, what's going on out here?
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-HILL: Well, uh--
-RENKO: Uh, sir.
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I'm sorry to be invading
your premises like this,
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but we're involved in what you might call
a special-type investigation--
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the details of which,
on account of security considerations--
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You see, sir, there was a hot pursuit
of several bank robbers
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down through this alley here
yesterday, and, uh,
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well, we have very good reason to believe
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that they may have ditched some
of the money in one of these containers.
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-You gotta be kiddin' me.
-TOGETHER: No!
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-You-- You mean right down here?
-Yeah.
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-In my alley?
-RENKO: Yeah.
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Well, uh, how much did they get?
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How much did they get?
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Uh, well, the bank hasn't calculated
how much yet,
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except, uh, it's well in excess of--
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-Uh, $60,000.
-$60,000.
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Men, we better get back to headquarters
and check on any new leads.
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-We'll finish this up later.
-HILL: Yeah.
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-No, no.
-Okay.
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Uh, yeah, fellas, we'll--
We'll see ya. Huh?
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Now, come around any time.
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(laughs) Yeah. Any-- Anything we can--
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-(car starts)
-Can--
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Prunes, prune juice, mineral oil.
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You ever have hemorrhoids, Frank?
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Can't say as I have, Chief.
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You're one of the blessed ones,
believe me.
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It's the closest thing in the world
to having a tennis ball up there.
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Cheers.
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Ooh! (groans)
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Weak rectal tissue--
It's hereditary, Frank.
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Thank you.
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You were saying about
the Sullivan Commission?
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Damn it, Frank.
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I'm running the cleanest department
in 40 years,
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and no little shrimp
of a Michael Sullivan--
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who I happen to remember when he was
a shrimp of an assistant D.A.--
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is gonna make Lieutenant Governor
by crucifying me.
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The Hill's clean, Chief, if that's what
you called me up here to talk about.
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I know the Hill's clean.
So's the Heights. So's Midtown.
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What I'm worried about, frankly,
is Georgie Haluska in South Ferry.
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Nicest guy in the world,
Georgie, but let's face it--
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there's an "unflushed" toilet
down there somewhere.
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So you're gonna feed George Haluska
to the Sullivan Commission?
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This may sound paranoid, Frank,
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but in the entire department, there are
only four men that I trust implicitly,
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and three of them are sitting right
here at this table.
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So word simply can't leak out.
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I'm putting you in charge
of the entire operation.
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What operation?
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We're gonna set up a scam saloon
over in the Ferry, Frank.
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Put out the bait for some payoffs.
237
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You'll run it--
in your way, with your men.
238
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,774
Chief, I don't have enough men
to cover the Hill.
239
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,652
We have a major crime-rate increase
of 16 percent,
240
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,322
and I'm so short of personnel
of any description
241
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,492
that I had to take three uniforms
off the street last week
242
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,619
just to take care
of the paperwork up there.
243
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:10,623
Frank, I'm not just blowing rank air here.
I need you on this one.
244
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,458
Jerry, make a note of it--
245
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,544
We'll transfer two clerks up to the Hill
out of Division as of Monday.
246
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,462
Right.
247
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,298
I know this isn't gonna win you
any Good Samaritan plaques
248
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,800
from the Police Guild, Frank,
249
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,553
but there are too many guys around
that would like nothing better than to see
250
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,474
Fletch Daniels's butt
deep fried in brown sauce.
251
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,392
I hope you're not one of them.
252
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,479
(air hissing)
253
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,692
-(hissing stops)
-(groans)
254
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,573
(groans)
255
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,871
One assurance.
256
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,040
No politics.
257
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,334
No politics, Frank.
258
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,879
We're just gonna do
our own late-inning relief.
259
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,340
They're playing hardball.
260
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,093
We're gonna show 'em
we can play hardball too.
261
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,763
(Fuchs laughing)
262
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,933
Uh, I was just thinking about
that joke I heard on my way over.
263
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,560
You're gonna love this one, Frank.
264
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,772
It seems there were these
two old baseball players--
265
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,276
Uh, Harry and Lou-- and they're talking
about life after death.
266
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,279
...If there's a heaven, and if so,
do they play baseball up there.
267
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,572
Well, they make this pact--
268
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,491
First one to go will
communicate with the other.
269
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,910
So, sure enough, a couple of months later,
Harry passes on.
270
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,288
One night, Lou's lying in bed,
271
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,207
hears a voice, wakes up,
sits up, looks around--
272
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,792
He says, "Harry, is that you?"
He says, "Yeah."
273
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:40,337
He says, "Where are you?"
He says, "Well, I'm in heaven."
274
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,424
He says, "Hey, terrific.
Well, come on. Let's have it.
275
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,967
Do they play baseball or don't they?"
276
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,844
And he-- Harry says,
277
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,555
"Listen, I got some good news for you
and I got some bad news."
278
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,681
He says, "Yeah?"
279
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,058
He says, "Well, the good news is, sure,
we play almost every day."
280
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:53,976
He says, "What's the bad news?"
281
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,395
He says, "The bad news is,
you're pitching tomorrow."
282
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,689
(laughing)
283
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,774
Excuse me, Captain. This is for you.
284
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,943
(continues laughing)
285
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,195
It's a subpoena.
286
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,657
"You're pitching tomorrow."
287
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,492
That's good.
288
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,536
(continues laughing)
289
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,297
"You are hereby summoned to appear at 5:00
at the Superior Court Building."
290
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,090
They sure didn't give you much notice.
291
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,843
What do you make of that?
292
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:33,057
Read between the legalese, Frank.
The intent literally leaps off the page.
293
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,644
In preparation for his
soon-to-be-announced campaign
294
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:37,811
for the governorship,
295
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,856
Attorney General Michael
"Hatchet Man" Sullivan
296
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,775
desperately requires your presence
297
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:46,612
before a grand jury
of his special investigating commission
298
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:47,947
on police corruption.
299
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,743
If it's good for votes,
it's good for Mike.
300
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,954
Okay. So, why me?
301
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,667
Either they want to compliment you
on your taste in clothes,
302
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,293
or they're going to ask you
if you're dirty--
303
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,253
or know anybody who is.
304
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,759
Joyce, Sullivan's had that grand jury
impaneled for over six weeks now,
305
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:12,638
and he hasn't been able to get past
the fixed ticket and free lunch stage.
306
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:18,310
The man's gotta find something to justify
that two million dollar commission of his,
307
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,896
and believe me-- knowing Sullivan--
308
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,565
if the dirt doesn't exist,
he'll create it.
309
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,319
Well, Counselor, when it comes
to grand juries, I'm not exactly a virgin,
310
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,571
so if it's a dog-and-pony show
they're after,
311
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,492
I suppose I could dance around the ring
for them for a couple hours.
312
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,205
Uh-oh. Uh--
313
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,126
Could you float me a buck
for another club soda, please?
314
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,549
I hope you don't have
anything to hide, boy scout.
315
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,137
You mean besides the condo in Saint Croix
and the high-priced legal talent?
316
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,313
Man, oh, man, that Denise has got you
so henpecked--
317
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,982
-you don't know if you're coming or going.
-Me henpecked?
318
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,275
-You gotta be kidding.
-"Oh, yes, Denise,
319
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,818
I'll leave my bachelor pad
320
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,778
-for a honeymoon suite."
-Renko, so what if we're living together?
321
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,739
"Where do you want the hope chest, dovey?"
322
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,824
-Knock it off, man.
-"Sure I will, sweetheart."
323
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:17,119
♪ We'll get married in June ♪
324
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,288
A wedding?
Who said anything about marriage?
325
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,832
"Hey, snookums, you know I've given up
my randy ways.
326
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,417
-I don't believe you.
-I'll never, ever--"
327
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,170
-Hey, Renko-- stop sign!
-(brakes screeching)
328
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,422
-(crash)
-Oh, man.
329
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,924
HILL: Get out the car, Renko!
RENKO: What is that?
330
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,009
HILL: Get out the car!
331
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:37,181
(siren in distance)
332
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,101
Listen, Joe, you don't
have to play the hero.
333
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,478
If you feel half as bad as you look,
334
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,063
you should just take
the rest of the day off.
335
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,107
-It's okay. I'm fine.
-(clattering)
336
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,568
What, are they washing those dishes
in a cement mixer?
337
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,406
-You sure you're okay?
-Yeah.
338
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,202
Darn it, Joseph.
339
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,830
I am ashamed of the way
I acted this morning at roll call.
340
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,083
I mean, you nearly die
in your own bathroom,
341
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:08,253
and I'm upset about some
lousy breakfast date.
342
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,339
It's just-- It's just stupid.
343
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:13,884
Hey.
344
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,429
I owe you an apology, pal.
345
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,768
-No problem. Forget about it.
-No.
346
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,645
-Could I have a check, please?
-No, really.
347
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:29,024
First of all, I never would have slugged
you if I'd have known you was a cop.
348
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,151
Hey, it's history, okay?
349
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,028
Secondly, and more important,
350
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,281
you're not the first guy
my wife picked up in a bar.
351
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,993
You wouldn't believe some of the slobs
she brings home.
352
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,331
I'm thinkin' about putting a turnstile
on the bedroom door.
353
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,252
She probably didn't even tell you
she was married, did she?
354
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,129
Could we talk about this another time?
355
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:54,383
-Could I have a check, please?
-Personally, I hate violence.
356
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:59,388
But when I saw you coming out of my door
this morning at 5:30,
357
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,224
with my wife hanging all over you
358
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,227
in that see-through number,
I guess I just snapped.
359
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,147
See, the truth of the matter is,
360
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,694
my wife and I have been undergoing
some serious problems of late,
361
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:18,657
as a result of which she's been taking out
her anger at me through these
362
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,617
extra-marital encounters.
363
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,785
You mean like with Joe?
364
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:26,123
The fact is, she probably
wasn't even attracted to him.
365
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,919
Our counselor regards it as a classic
aggression- displacement syndrome.
366
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,298
But I feel it goes back to her
upbringing in Bangor, Maine.
367
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,925
Don't buy me lunch.
368
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,931
I feel a lot better,
now that I've shared this with you.
369
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,613
Would you just push?
370
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:01,742
I can't help it if a doggone stop sign
just jumps up in front of me like that--
371
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,161
-What do you want me to do, pop a wheelie?
-It wouldn't have jumped up on you, Renko,
372
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,495
if you hadn't been so damn busy
373
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,373
trying to pseudo-psychoanalyze
my domestic life!
374
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,791
You know, we're in a public place here.
A public place.
375
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,543
-I'll deal with you later.
-Hey! You--
376
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,463
You wipe that smirk off your face,
and you take that ghetto blaster,
377
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,174
and you just walk away from here, man.
Walk away from here right now.
378
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,260
Look, you got a registration
to go with this?
379
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:24,640
-I'm sorry, Officer. It's not my car.
-Aw. Here goes lunch.
380
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,517
No, I mean it's from Manelli Motors,
where I work.
381
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,061
Honest.
382
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,146
Dr. Litvak-- He brought it in last week.
383
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,856
He needed a valve job,
384
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,567
and he won't be picking it up
for another three days,
385
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,987
so Roy said I could take it down
to City Hall for a couple of hours.
386
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,906
Jimmy's brother's getting married
in a half an hour.
387
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,699
Wait, wait-- Wait a minute. Who is Roy?
388
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,827
He's the manager of the garage.
He let me take it.
389
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,621
-No lie.
-You know what?
390
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,249
-I don't feel sorry about you at all.
-Renko, knock it off.
391
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,500
-I don't feel sorry about this at all.
-Go back to your car.
392
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,876
I'm gonna run your license in.
393
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:54,753
-Oh, baby.
394
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,672
I don't know
what the hell he's talkin' about.
395
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,798
Hey, come on, Roy.
396
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,509
-You told me I could take it. Tell 'em.
-Damn it, Jimmy.
397
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,053
You know how Mr. Manelli is
about customers' wheels.
398
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,721
Ordinarily I'd cover for the kid,
399
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,140
but that's 800 bills' worth,
if it's a dime,
400
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,017
and I ain't puttin' my job on no line.
401
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,519
You're lyin', Roy.
402
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,980
-Be quiet.
-But he gave me the keys, man.
403
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:16,358
He told me it'd be okay as long as I got
it back before the boss was due.
404
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,402
So you're maintaining
that he stole the car?
405
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,195
-Yeah.
-I didn't steal nothin'!
406
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,239
-He's just lying to save his lousy butt.
-Hey, Jimmy.
407
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,074
Didn't I tell you to be quiet?
Now, be quiet.
408
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,201
It wasn't enough I gave him the rest
of the day off for the wedding.
409
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,203
He wanted some wheels besides.
410
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,123
He's lying, man. I swear to God.
411
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,375
He must have drove it out of here
412
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,211
when I went to pick up that cylinder head
over on Richmond.
413
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:39,589
LARUE: You know what I mean?
414
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,883
We're talking double-digit
inflation here, Neal.
415
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,512
I could make a bigger return
on my investment if I stuck the bread
416
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,181
in a sock drawer,
so I pulled every penny out and I stuck it
417
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,017
in a ready-asset money mart fund.
418
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,227
Hey, if the prime rate holds,
I'm swimming in it.
419
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,771
Hey, sounds good, babe.
420
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,315
How much you invest?
421
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,318
-Four hundred and 60 bucks.
-NEAL: Whoo!
422
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,989
J.D.: Hey, what's with that dude
in the peacoat?
423
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,240
Hey, he's cool, babe.
424
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,536
Waiting on an old lady he walked up with--
Probably his mother or something.
425
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:15,792
(sighs) Thirty-four years old,
in my peak earning years,
426
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,379
and here I sit all day long,
staring at buildings.
427
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,465
I swear, one of these punks
don't hit soon,
428
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,884
I'm gonna jump one
of these old broads myself.
429
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:25,927
J.D.: Man, I gotta tap a kidney.
430
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,722
Uh, you want a sandwich or something
from the bar across the street?
431
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:29,765
NEAL: No thanks, man.
432
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:33,101
Hey, just don't take all day, hey, J.D.?
433
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,896
How long can a quart of gin take?
434
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,374
(blues on jukebox)
435
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:07,386
Mm-mmm.
436
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:11,932
All of Hollywood searching
for the perfect sex goddess of the '80s,
437
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:15,811
and here she is, stacking rocks glasses
in a Fourth Street bar.
438
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:19,773
Hey, I know what you're thinking.
439
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,150
"He's a handsome devil,
but will he be gentle?"
440
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,111
-Not exactly.
-(laughing)
441
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,488
Well, as long as you're
considering the possibilities,
442
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:30,784
you wanna write me up for a club soda
and a ham-and-cheese on wheat?
443
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:31,993
Hmm?
444
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,829
You don't remember me, do you, J.D.?
445
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,747
Well, I--
446
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,416
-Katy Moore?
-Sure. Well, yeah.
447
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,543
I met you at Mulligan's
with Kevin Donleavy
448
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:40,919
-about two years ago.
-Right, Katy.
449
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,296
Hey, you know how dark
it always was in that joint.
450
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,214
Huh, Katy?
451
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:48,218
As I recall, it was pretty dark
in my apartment that night, too.
452
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:49,594
(sighs) Wow.
453
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,347
Hey, I'm sorry, baby.
454
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,476
Look, I was into some pretty major-league
drinking back then, you know?
455
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,562
You must have caught me on a lost weekend.
456
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,147
On the wagon now?
457
00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,399
-Six months.
458
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:03,608
Good.
459
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,320
Uh, let me ask you something.
460
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:12,826
Did, uh-- Did we have
a good time that night?
461
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,078
(laughs) Yeah.
462
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,082
You gonna talk to me or what?
I said I was sorry.
463
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,337
Look, if-- If the guy hadn't duked me,
I was still gonna meet you.
464
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,715
I was leaving her place
to come and see you.
465
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:27,883
Thanks a million.
466
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,263
Well, what do you expect me to do?
467
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,641
A guys works a 60-hour job,
he's gotta take it when he can get it.
468
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,894
You wanna keep it till we get in the car?
469
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:39,978
Yeah, I gotta be at my--
470
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:43,190
I asked you out plenty of times,
and I never heard more dumb excuses.
471
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,775
JOE: "Luce, you wanna go
to the hot tubs tonight?"
472
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,652
"No, Joe. I gotta do my nails."
473
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,654
-"Maybe we can watch some television."
-No gas cap?
474
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,907
-That's a violation.
-"No, Joe. I gotta get some sleep."
475
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:52,949
Violation?
476
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,328
I really had the hots for you, Luce.
477
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,458
No side-view mirror?
478
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,337
Buddy, please.
All I did was turn against the light.
479
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:08,089
-And you wanna know something?
-You don't anymore.
480
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,592
Well, don't look at me like it's my fault.
481
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,010
BATES: Well, then, whose fault is it?
482
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:15,931
Lucy, we both have a lot of displaced
anger towards each other, that's all.
483
00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,892
Yours might be displaced. Mine's not.
484
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,480
No horn.
485
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,233
You know, all my life
I've had this compulsion
486
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,527
to dominate every woman
that came in my life.
487
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,445
It was like a disease.
488
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:34,157
Oh, who you kidding?
So you took two aspirin, and it's gone.
489
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:38,495
But you taught me how to discriminate
between the women I work with
490
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:39,829
and the women I romance.
491
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:43,750
Sign.
492
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,838
Okay, so you wanna take
a hot tub with me tonight?
493
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,509
Eat a worm.
494
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,270
NEAL: Tap the kidney, eh, babe?
495
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,814
If you can't get me at home,
you can try the number here--
496
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,191
Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.
497
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:14,656
I will commit this number to memory.
498
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,882
(screams)
499
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:37,554
-(tires screeching)
-(onlookers clamoring)
500
00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:49,899
-Hold it!
-Hold it.
501
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:51,901
Thanks for the backup, men.
502
00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:54,279
What the hell is--
503
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,748
-You should be ashamed of yourself--
-Mom--
504
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,416
-locking up an innocent young man--
-Mom, it isn't his fault.
505
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:09,169
-It's that stinkin' liar Roy.
-Be quiet, you troublemaker.
506
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,837
MAN: $50 it cost me to bail you out-- $50.
507
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,548
It took me five hours
to do my hair this morning.
508
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,593
-In there, and shut up.
-Hi, Leo.
509
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,178
Hey, Cooper, take these guys,
will you, man?
510
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:21,389
Caught some of them, Leo--
the welfare muggers.
511
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,766
Not the Captain.
512
00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:25,560
I want this golf ball booked,
locked up, or I quit.
513
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,270
Professional rivalry here, Leo.
514
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:30,231
I was directly responsible
for the apprehension of the criminals.
515
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,275
-The collar is mine.
-This guy is a suicidal maniac.
516
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,568
He's a menace to public safety,
517
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,362
and he leaped in front
of a fleeing vehicle.
518
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,906
CAPTAIN FREEDOM: My intent was to cushion
the impact with my body.
519
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:41,159
See? The guy's got a 50-knot breeze
between his ears.
520
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:42,994
All right, I'm getting tired of this.
521
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,748
Grant Newcomb, federal investigator.
522
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,753
And before you start with the "he's loony"
business, hotshot,
523
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,213
maybe you just better listen.
524
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:58,468
I've been on the street three months,
with counterparts in 17 major cities.
525
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:03,223
We are the vanguard of a task force that
is studying the tactical reaction time
526
00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:04,891
of urban police forces.
527
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:09,562
Now, this is vitally important,
with respect to an extrapolation
528
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:13,858
predicting an epidemic
of metropolitan crime in the next decade.
529
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,276
Here. Pass it around.
530
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:20,699
Sure, the costume's silly, but it gets
me in and out of crime situations
531
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:24,202
with a minimum of risk
and without arousing suspicion.
532
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:27,664
I couldn't very well go around holding up
liquor stores, now could I?
533
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,040
If you want confirmation,
534
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:33,837
call this TRANS-STAT number
in Montgomery, Alabama.
535
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:37,382
It's a logistics center
on the niner-five profile
536
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,802
with a direct satellite feed
to Washington.
537
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:44,889
Thank you, Off-- Uh, Agent Newcomb.
538
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:50,729
Then again, the Astro Space Zombies
may have destroyed it by now.
539
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,063
J.D.: Can't take it.
540
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,857
-I'm gonna kill him.
-Be cool, babe.
541
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:01,322
You know what this is, Frank?
542
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,992
-Looks like a subpoena.
-It's a subpoena.
543
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:07,203
The Sullivan Commission has asked me
to testify this afternoon.
544
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,956
Do you want to know
why I'm as pleased as punch?
545
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,583
-Good question, Howard.
-Well...
546
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,001
-I went through all the possibilities.
-He's here.
547
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:15,253
-I'll call you back.
-Could it be expense account vouchers?
548
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:16,546
-Of course not.
-As soon as I know, you'll know.
549
00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:18,757
Could it be procedural impropriety?
550
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,383
-Impossible.
-I love you, too.
551
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,177
You know, I was a bit confused at first.
552
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:25,597
I mean, why subpoena me to
an investigation of in-house corruption?
553
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,600
Then it came clear-- the book.
554
00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:31,186
What book, Howard?
555
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,565
My book--
Third World Dysgenics, the Urban Crisis.
556
00:29:35,648 --> 00:29:36,524
They got wind of it.
557
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:39,444
They want me to come down there
and fill in the landscape for them.
558
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:40,987
They said that?
559
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:42,906
Well, it's the only thing that applies.
560
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,492
And believe you me,
I'm gonna give those gavel jockeys
561
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:46,618
more than they bargained for.
562
00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,578
I'm gonna bring the ambulance to the door.
563
00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:52,832
It's their own half-baked liberal provisos
that have led to this dry rot,
564
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,042
and I'm gonna lay it on the line.
565
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,588
It's too bad that they didn't
call you fellas.
566
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:02,217
-Think again, Howard.
-I got one too.
567
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,345
Oh, this is a virtual coup.
568
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,015
Between the three of us,
569
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,726
this whole plague of corruption
and ill-guided reform
570
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,520
can be squeezed out into the open.
571
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,064
You could always read them
the foreword to your book, Howard.
572
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:17,398
HUNTER: Yes.
573
00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:19,234
Yes.
574
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:23,530
A profound statement like that
read into the record--
575
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,073
That could be the beginning of something.
576
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,116
I've gotta look over my notes.
577
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,536
I've got a concluding paragraph
I've gotta punch up.
578
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,374
You're not worried, are you, Ray?
579
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,501
I don't understand, Frank.
580
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:39,712
After 18 years of dedicated service.
581
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,299
When do they want you?
582
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,011
Soon. Very soon.
583
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:59,482
(speaking French)
584
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:05,405
(speaking French)
585
00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:07,198
You speak the language.
586
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,576
Enough to get elected treasurer
of my high school French club.
587
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:12,161
Oh, très bien, mon ami. Superbe.
588
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,331
And you are a man who can
appreciate the importance
589
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,542
of what I carry here in my pocket.
590
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:23,381
-Is that, uh, a travel deposit?
-Mais oui.
591
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:26,885
Grace and I have arranged
a sabbatical to the country of kings.
592
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:30,054
We'll live as Frenchmen,
talk the language, uh...
593
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,516
make love with the same
aristocracy of passion.
594
00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:36,185
-(Phil laughs)
-Sounds authentic.
595
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:39,314
Oh, I'm there every night in my dreams.
596
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,859
The sun on the vines at Clos Vougeot.
597
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:48,197
The cypresses draping the road
from Angoulême to Châtellerault.
598
00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:51,034
-The--
-Phones that don't work,
599
00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,702
plumbing built in 12 A.D.,
600
00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,955
pastries that give you colonic dysentery
601
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,166
and toilet tissue that's like wax paper.
602
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:01,711
Etranger.
603
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,384
Come on, move it, water lily.
604
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:11,471
CAPTAIN FREEDOM: Stop it.
These gloves were a gift from Orgon.
605
00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,849
And I'll give 'em back to you
as soon as I fingerprint you, I promise.
606
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,602
You can't give them back to me
because I'm not going to give them to you.
607
00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:18,937
-Please?
-Buchanan.
608
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,648
Put him in water before he wilts.
609
00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:26,527
-Why won't you take off your gloves?
-What's goin' on here?
610
00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:29,697
Mick, old friend,
would you kindly tell this man
611
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,575
why it is impossible to fingerprint
Captain Freedom?
612
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,078
I don't know why.
613
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:38,790
Why is it?
614
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,585
Well, maybe it is okay.
615
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,589
What are you doin', Leo? What's goin' on?
616
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,509
LaRue and Washington
brought him in on charges.
617
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:50,927
Same story.
618
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:53,846
What's the matter with you?
619
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:57,016
Why didn't you tell those bozos
you were a friend of mine?
620
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,394
It's not right to lean
on your friends, Mick.
621
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,022
I got him, Leo. Come on.
622
00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:12,156
You and I had a discussion
a while back, didn't we?
623
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:14,158
I thought you were through with this.
624
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:16,703
Orders, Mick.
625
00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:20,415
I've been recruited
by the Neptunian Anti-Crime Patrol.
626
00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:23,751
They transmit voice commands to me
while I'm sleeping in my closet.
627
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,003
Do you ever stop and--
628
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,588
You sleep in a closet?
629
00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:30,425
There's not nearly
enough room in the microwave.
630
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:34,679
What am I gonna do with you?
631
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,056
I don't know. Kick me loose?
632
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,395
Listen to me.
You gotta get ahold of yourself.
633
00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:45,481
This Alice in Wonderland
stuff is fun, but it's gotta stop.
634
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:48,776
I'm standing here watching you
drift farther and farther away.
635
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:53,364
You gotta get straight.
You gotta put yourself back in reality.
636
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:56,826
What is reality, Mick?
637
00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,579
You ever seen the nucleus of an atom?
638
00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:02,874
Yet the existence of the entire universe
depends on it.
639
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,667
You ever touch the human soul?
640
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,795
Yet it drives you more strongly
than any muscle in your body.
641
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:12,925
We step in and out of reality
at every instant of our lives,
642
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:18,264
and yet we persist in reducing everything
that we see to bland and secure terms.
643
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:22,435
A single fly is capable of laying
more than 20 million eggs.
644
00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:26,481
Leo Tolstoy pulled War and Peace
from the nothingness of pure thought.
645
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:31,235
The gold in your teeth was manufactured
in the interior of an exploding star.
646
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,863
What is reality? Who governs it?
What are the rules?
647
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:39,035
Who is to say that at this very moment
I and everything around you
648
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:42,955
are nothing but the creation
of your own cosmic dreams?
649
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,415
Yeah.
650
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:50,630
(whispering) Actually, my goal is to have
a sandwich named after me.
651
00:34:58,971 --> 00:35:00,890
All you have to do is,
you walk up and you say,
652
00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:03,810
"Sarge, I lost my weapon." It's that easy.
653
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:06,521
I do not wish to hear any suggestions
from this side of the room
654
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,272
concerning my implement,
thank you very much.
655
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,066
-I can handle it myself.
-All right.
656
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:12,735
What are you doing?
657
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,738
Can't you see that the angle
you have drawn
658
00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:20,535
representing the collision course
of our two vehicles is shy 45 degrees?
659
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,705
I swear, if it wasn't for the white man's
higher order of math intellect,
660
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,707
we'd still think the world was flat,
wouldn't we?
661
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,710
And maybe if you close your eyes
and wish real hard,
662
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,462
it'll be under your pillow in the morning.
663
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:35,967
Do you boys know anything about a gal
calling in for a salt-and-pepper team?
664
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,262
That came in a few minutes ago,
but she didn't know the names.
665
00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:40,179
It's Trina.
666
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:43,099
And a guy called Roy
who put her boyfriend in Mercy Hospital.
667
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,645
Hey, Sergeant, you got
a spare unit we can use?
668
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:51,774
Unless I'm mistaken, we've yet to resolve
the matter of your prior unit.
669
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:52,859
Well, it's real important, Sarge.
670
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,027
-It's an emergency, practically.
-All right.
671
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,822
Grab a key off the board,
and watch your fingers if Leo sees you.
672
00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:01,534
And bring this one back intact,
or keep driving.
673
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:10,334
(siren wailing)
674
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,713
-Oh, man.
-It's broken in two places.
675
00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,465
Look kind of like a champ, huh?
676
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:18,342
How'd it happen, son?
677
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,888
We went back to the garage.
See, I figured it out.
678
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,640
Last month, we had a couple
of robbers come in,
679
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:28,019
and since then, Roy's been keeping
the car keys in a locked box.
680
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:31,022
So you see, there was no way
that I could get that key
681
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,357
without him opening that box for me.
682
00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:37,153
So I called him a liar, and he got hot.
683
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:44,285
You think maybe we could
go back there now?
684
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,624
You see this? It's locked. Locked, locked!
685
00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:51,751
You took the key out of the coffee cup.
686
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:53,586
You're out of your shorts, man.
687
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:54,670
-What coffee cup?
-HILL: Jerry.
688
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,964
-He saw me put the key here.
-You're a liar!
689
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,674
(all shouting)
690
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:02,303
-(indistinct shouting)
-You fat, ugly slime face.
691
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:03,846
-Pig head.
-Quiet.
692
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,598
-Dog brain!
-Be quiet.
693
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,683
(all talking)
694
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,228
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey.
-Come here. Come here.
695
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,313
-Lady, knock it off.
-Hey, don't you do that. Look at this.
696
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,273
-I got this club, and I'll use it--
-Lady, hey!
697
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,567
-Get over here. I mean it. Get over here.
-HILL: Just walk it off.
698
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,985
Get over here and be quiet.
699
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,946
Everyone, listen up for a second.
700
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,699
Now, my partner and I
have no way of knowing
701
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:25,409
for sure who's telling the truth here,
702
00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:27,620
and neither will a judge,
703
00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:30,790
so if you press charges for auto theft,
and you for assault,
704
00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,000
chances are you both are gonna lose.
705
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,753
Do you understand that?
706
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,673
-Do you?
-People versus Esterhaus--
707
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:42,093
Famous case.
Equal and opposing participles.
708
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:46,639
Yeah, well, what about the damage
to Dr. Litvak's Lincoln?
709
00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:48,891
There's 800, 1,000 bucks there.
710
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,310
Look, I want some law enforcement here.
711
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:52,979
-"Law enforcement"?
-Well, now.
712
00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:55,606
Mr. Manelli, you have a small garage here.
713
00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:57,692
Obliges you to park three
or four of these cars
714
00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:58,985
out in that red zone all day long,
does it?
715
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:02,405
RENKO: Let's say we practice this
law enforcement that you'd like us to do,
716
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:04,198
and we came by here, say,
three or four times a day,
717
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,118
five days a week, at $25 a ticket--
718
00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:09,745
Now work that out
on your calculator, Professor.
719
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,330
Uh, let's see here.
720
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:16,627
Whoa! Cowboy, that's $2,500 a week.
721
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,422
RENKO: $2,500 a week,
but there is a solution.
722
00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:20,756
I'll tell you what we're gonna do for you.
723
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,175
Let's have handshakes all around.
724
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,760
That means you give him his job back,
725
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,512
the insurance pays for
the damage to the Lincoln,
726
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:27,430
and everything is hunky-dory.
727
00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:29,765
No harm, no foul.
Thank you, Professor Hill.
728
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,689
The guy is going to his brother's wedding.
729
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,900
You stop short,
and he plows into the rear of our car.
730
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,945
He winds up no job,
a broken nose, arrested,
731
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:46,699
plus he's on the hook for bail money.
Not to mention a torn tux.
732
00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:49,952
And you say, "No harm, no foul."
733
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:51,954
Where in the hell have you been all day?
734
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,749
What is justice, my man?
735
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,917
What is justice?
736
00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:02,715
DISPATCHER: All units in the vicinity.
The man with the gun at 717 West 114th--
737
00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:04,550
Hey, that sounds close, cowboy.
738
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,263
(siren blaring)
739
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,021
What is justice, my man?
740
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,237
I have this terrible sinking feeling
in my gut, Frank.
741
00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:26,322
Relax, Ray.
742
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:30,284
It's just a formality, nothing more.
Believe me.
743
00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,787
-You think so?
-Piece of cake.
744
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:39,502
They're not interested
in Third World Dysgenics.
745
00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,087
They want my financial records.
746
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,214
Judas Priest, Frank.
747
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,257
If they're putting the brown shaft
to our types,
748
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:47,676
can you imagine what they've got in store
for this hombre?
749
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,888
-Howard.
-After 18 years of dedicated service.
750
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:54,809
Well, I mean, who knows what skeletons
a Caribbean past can hold?
751
00:39:55,976 --> 00:39:59,980
Ray, you weren't involved in that
Bay of Pigs fiasco, by any chance?
752
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,732
-(door opens)
-WOMAN: Captain Furillo?
753
00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:04,402
Loose lips sink ships, Frank.
754
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:13,577
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Ray.
755
00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:15,621
It tolls for thee.
756
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,333
(speaks Spanish)
757
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,795
Captain Furillo has received
five meritorious commendations,
758
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:26,424
three medallions, and seven promotions
during his years on the force.
759
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:28,008
I commend you, Captain.
760
00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:29,844
Thank you.
761
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,181
Now, I have one very simple question
to ask you.
762
00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:36,517
Are you now, or have you ever been aware,
763
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,519
of any wrongdoings
in the police department?
764
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,439
That's a broad question, Mr. Peck.
765
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:46,694
I've been in the department for 17 years,
and wrongdoing, to go by the book,
766
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:51,157
can apply to just about anything,
right on down to the office football pool,
767
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,159
which, yes, we're not without.
768
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:56,120
Well, perhaps I can help you a little bit.
769
00:40:56,829 --> 00:41:00,958
By "wrongdoings," or corruption,
I mean serious wrongdoings, Captain--
770
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:04,545
any act for which a police officer
could be convicted of a felony.
771
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,964
And I will limit "at any time"
to that period
772
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:09,633
since the Kraft Commission,
five and a half years ago.
773
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,177
Does that make it easier for you?
774
00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:15,264
I have no personal knowledge
of any indictable crime
775
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:17,516
committed by an officer
during that period--
776
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,353
except for those crimes
that are already public knowledge
777
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:25,566
and for which prosecutions
have already been instituted.
778
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,610
No personal knowledge?
779
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,153
That's correct.
780
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,032
Captain Furillo, who said anything
about personal knowledge?
781
00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:37,119
That's the biggest evasion of them all.
We're a grand jury here.
782
00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:40,164
What we are interested in is,
what have you heard?
783
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:41,499
What's on the grapevine?
784
00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:44,376
Now I ask you to reconsider
your answer, Captain,
785
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,378
and to remember, you're under oath.
786
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:50,090
As a matter of fact, just to be
on the safe side, Ms. Jackson,
787
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,885
would you read the captain his rights?
788
00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:57,598
"As the possible target of a grand jury
investigation you have certain rights.
789
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,850
-You have the right--"
-I'm aware of my rights, Mr. Peck.
790
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,060
Good.
791
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,855
Then perhaps I can assist your memory
just a little bit further.
792
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:12,363
Are you now, or have you ever been aware
of any alleged corruption in this city's
793
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,490
South Ferry precinct?
794
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:18,452
Indeed, isn't it a matter
of common knowledge, Captain,
795
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,871
that a detective pad
exists in that precinct,
796
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:23,666
and isn't it a fact that that precinct
797
00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:27,127
is an embarrassment to the upper echelons
of the police department?
798
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:29,797
There have been rumors, yes.
799
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:33,467
Then you do have knowledge of crimes.
800
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:37,388
Rumor does not constitute
knowledge, Mr. Peck.
801
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:38,931
As a matter of fact,
802
00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:41,308
I would feel more comfortable
discussing these matters
803
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:47,189
if this grand jury, since its inception,
had, for just one day, met its obligation
804
00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:48,607
of absolute secrecy.
805
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:53,529
Instead, stories have leaked out
to the press every day this week
806
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:55,239
directly from this room.
807
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,701
Captain Furillo, do you wish
to take the Fifth Amendment?
808
00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:01,370
Are you implying I'm guilty
of a crime, Mr. Peck?
809
00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:04,290
I'm implying that you may have
perjured yourself today.
810
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:07,876
I'm guilty of nothing--
but given the prevailing atmosphere,
811
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,754
clearly it would be inadvisable for me
or my colleagues
812
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,048
to say any more without advice of counsel.
813
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:14,758
You will excuse me please.
814
00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:20,180
Frank, what happened?
815
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:25,936
(clamoring)
816
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,867
Leo, somebody spilled water
on the front steps.
817
00:43:40,534 --> 00:43:41,368
Yes, ma'am.
818
00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:42,494
I just thought you ought to know
819
00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:44,747
before somebody slips
and breaks their neck.
820
00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,042
You mean after all that,
they never even got to you?
821
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:53,005
I have to go back tomorrow.
Eighteen years of dedicated service.
822
00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:55,549
-Hello, gentlemen.
-Oh, hello, Fay.
823
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,259
Francis isn't back
from the grand jury yet.
824
00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:59,345
-Cup of Sumatra?
-No, thank you, Phil.
825
00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:02,598
Something the matter, Fay?
826
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,267
I hope you had that checked
like I told you.
827
00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:10,022
Black mole cancer, Ray.
I mean, it can just get you like that.
828
00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:11,607
You'll be dead within four weeks.
829
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,942
There are worse things than cancer,
Mrs. Furillo.
830
00:44:16,945 --> 00:44:18,113
Excuse me, Fay.
831
00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:21,950
Say, fellas, can I see you
in the captain's office?
832
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,876
I hope your loved ones
are well taken care of.
833
00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:34,588
Oh, I take very good care
of my loved ones, Mrs. Furillo.
834
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,841
Look, Sarge,
if it's about that second unit
835
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,551
me and Renko tore up, we can explain that.
836
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:40,719
It's not about that, Bobby.
837
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,054
In fact, mes enfants,
838
00:44:42,137 --> 00:44:46,058
you two aren't even gonna get near
a squad car for the next several days.
839
00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:48,811
Aw, Sarge,
I'll plain croak out there on foot patrol.
840
00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:50,938
Please let me explain
my vehicular situation to you before--
841
00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:52,564
Do you mind, Renko?
842
00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:56,568
What I was commencing to inform you
843
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,821
is that you've both
been selected to participate
844
00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:00,698
in a major undercover operation.
845
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:05,160
I can't give you the details now,
except that it involves a scam saloon,
846
00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,205
and we'll be going
after some fairly big fish.
847
00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:09,790
-Are you interested?
-Yes.
848
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,792
-(intercom buzzes)
-(chuckles) Excuse me.
849
00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:15,546
Now listen, cowboy, it's a great chance,
but they're gonna find out
850
00:45:15,629 --> 00:45:16,672
-about that stolen gun--
-Esterhaus.
851
00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:18,424
-Oh, yes, Mr. Salbeni.
-so you better tell them before they do.
852
00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:21,677
-We don't want to blow this one.
-Just a minute, Mr. Salbeni.
853
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:27,099
Uh, you two know anything about a garbage
dispute over by the Kubiak Lodge?
854
00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,477
Sanitation won't pick up.
Says the stuff's all over the block.
855
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:33,272
Gotta bag it, Sarge.
Those merchants know that.
856
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:40,487
I'll have to get back to you
on that one, Mr. Salbeni.
857
00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:43,782
Sarge?
858
00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:47,619
Do you think I could have a word
with you in private, please?
859
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,289
All right, Andy.
860
00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:52,791
I have this friend
named Shirley Battaglia,
861
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,753
you know, she just went in for her
regular ob-gyn checkup.
862
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,588
Before you could say "hysterectomy,"
863
00:45:57,671 --> 00:46:00,758
they'd yanked out her fallopian tubes,
both ovaries and her uterus.
864
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:03,677
Two days later they found
a lump in her husband's ear.
865
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:05,679
Cancer?
866
00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:09,141
(sighs) I don't know, Henry.
867
00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:12,936
You know, it just seems like
everywhere you look
868
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,731
it's just death, death, death.
869
00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:22,321
So, uh, I was kind of embarrassed,
you know, Sarge?
870
00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:25,908
(clicks tongue)
You should have reported it immediately.
871
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:30,162
If the weapon were later used
in the commission of a felony--
872
00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:38,545
I'll call around.
I'll see if anything turns up.
873
00:46:39,713 --> 00:46:41,340
Sure you don't want a cup of coffee, Fay?
874
00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:43,759
Hmm, I guess you didn't read about
those coffee tests
875
00:46:43,842 --> 00:46:45,427
on laboratory rats, did you?
876
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:49,056
(sighs) I guess Frank's not coming back.
877
00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:52,768
I don't know, Henry.
878
00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:56,396
You know, it just seems like nothing
means anything anymore.
879
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,191
It's just one gigantic crap shoot.
880
00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:03,821
We live. (sighs) We die.
881
00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:06,031
We know not why.
882
00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,117
Oh, Leo, do you smell gas?
883
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:12,371
No. No, I don't, Mrs. Furillo. Do you?
884
00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:25,384
(moans)
885
00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,220
You know, Frank,
886
00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:31,765
I underestimated Michael Sullivan.
887
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:36,520
Apparently, there's something personal
going on between him and Daniels.
888
00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:37,729
"Apparently"?
889
00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:41,775
They knew precisely what Daniels
had discussed with me at breakfast.
890
00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:44,194
-How?
-How do I know how?
891
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,946
Spies, informants.
892
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:50,325
Daniels says I'm one of only four people
893
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,494
in the entire department
he trusts totally.
894
00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,663
That may be his normal
flair for melodrama, but--
895
00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:59,001
The mysterious intrigues
of the Byzantium Police Department.
896
00:48:07,467 --> 00:48:08,635
I'm sorry, Frank.
897
00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:12,222
I know this could get ugly for you.
898
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,475
Hmm. Will you visit me in prison?
899
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,352
(laughs)
900
00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:19,146
Every Sunday--
901
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:23,442
with a basket of fruit
and the Sunday papers.
902
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:26,486
Then I'm not afraid of Michael Sullivan--
903
00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,657
Not this moment, anyway.
904
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:33,869
Mm.
905
00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:36,246
Mm, mm.
906
00:48:46,131 --> 00:48:49,176
(closing theme playing)